“We were having so much fun in Amsterdam, we actually nearly stayed”, Anthony Sadler revealed on the “Tonight Show” Tuesday, compelling Fallon to crack a string of stereotypical Amsterdam-themed insinuations. “I know you’ve probably told this story now a thousand times”, Fallon said.

Sadler explained that he was sleeping on the train when a gunshot went off followed by the sound of glass breaking and he awoke in the commotion. I call them the “3 Ss”, since all their last names start with the letter S. Alek Skarlatos, Spencer Stone and Anthony Sadler. Authorities identified the gunman as 26-year-old Ayoub El-Khazzani. Sadler visited the set to recount his selfless act, and also, get that booty that comes with being a hero.

An Indian man who was partially paralyzed when a police officer slammed him to the ground in Alabama says he never resisted officers. “And now I’m a hero in another country”.

The efforts of the three Americans, along with Briton Chris Norman, earned them France’s highest honor, the Legion d’honneur.

“Spencer hopped on him, a few seconds [later] me and Alek were there and then we got to beat him down a little bit”, Sadeler continued, his statement was met with a roar of applause.

ABC announced Wednesday that Skarlatos has been booked as part of the 21st season cast of “Dancing With the Stars”. He returned to his home state of Oregon Sunday night.

A USA military spokesman said Stone is scheduled to remain under military care in Germany this week.